Contact Ellie

Questions? Concerns? Comments? Bored? Want to reach out and touch someone (figuratively)? Despite how I write on my blog and site(s), I'm pretty civil, and I do like a ripping good conversation. But since some folks do get brazen behind the mask of anonymity, that doesn't mean I'm obligated to indulge them. In fact, let me lay down some rules so you don't waste your time:

I do have a few social media profiles, but I've received so many shady offers through them that I don't bother checking DMs. If you want to contact me, do it through this form.

I don't do commissions. I've gotten burned so many times that it's not worth the trouble.

I'm not looking for work. Spare me your "2D graphic designer needed for mobile game" crap.

Even if you go forward with your fake job pitch, I will look up your name, your company, and anything else you've claimed in your message. By default, I already assume you're lying, but if you can't even be bothered to make up a name for your bitcoin scheme, you're not even trying, and you should be ashamed of your own lack of effort.

With all that in mind, think about what you're going to send off. Don't make me remember you for the wrong reasons.